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Why Dieting is a Fucking Bitch

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Real quick, how many calories do you think this measly lunch would be?

What you have is my (yes, a first-person post - call the authorities!) typical lunch:

- one half of a Jack in the Box Chicken sandwich - i give the other half to the IRS just like my paycheck

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- a bowl of canned peas (99 cent store whoot whoot - two cans for 99 cents)

- and a half dozen Hershey Kisses (thanks ma)

- washed down with a huge bottle of water

So calculate how many calories you think this lunch is and we'll see you on the other side of the jump...