What is up CityWalk?

Universal CityWalk gets the big WTF for what we witnessed in our short 45-minute jaunt to pick up a friend there last night. In that small period of time, there was much to witness: one hiccupping drunk laying on the parking garage men's bathroom floor, three separate fights and one bartender who didn't know how to make a Madras (you know, it doesn't need cranberry juice or anything).
Security with their out-of-place ranger hats definitely did not have a handle on things and the police really need a DUI checkpoint at the exit of this place on a weekend night. This high-tension tourist trap gets a big fat GHETTO from LAist... or maybe it should just be torn down.