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Video: Newport Beach PD Is So Hardcore, You Guys

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Want to work for the Newport Beach Police Department? Only badasses need apply.

Don't let its wealthy "Real Housewives" rep and low crime rate fool you: an old recruitment video making the rounds (for the LOLz) makes it clear that there won't be any of that namby-pamby community policing in the ritzy beachside community. (h/t Huffington Post L.A.).

Nevermind that in the mean streets of Newport, you're more likely to come across bored teenagers doing black tar heroin or freak beach accidents as a homicide case.