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Video: Whatever You Need, You'll Find it in Canoga Park
Your stolen car (or just its parts), friendly bums to chat with at bus stops, all kinds of adult entertainment, drugs, and a school whose mascot is toting a gun--you'll find it in the San Fernando Valley community of Canoga Park.
This theme song spoof ribs the neighborhood for its drawbacks with a wink and some laughs (in part thanks to the warbling singing backed by a peppy synth tune). Meant to be a goof on hokey tourism campaigns (hello, Inland Empire?) obviously all the great things about Canoga Park were left out. You know, things like...Orcutt Ranch. And...the mall? And...