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- Beyonce will be holding auditions in LA for background dancers for her new tour at Alley Kat Studio in Hollywood on December 6th and 7th - SOHH

- An environmentalist heckler interrupted a speech by the president of GM yesterday and asked him to sign a weird contract to be the fuel economy leader, which is silly because Schwinn is the leader - AP

- First E! gave Ryan Seacrest $21 million to host a newscast that nobody watches, then they made him Executive Producer of the Red Carpet show that now nobody watches, and now they've green-lit a new reality show in Vegas which he will produce. It's Good To Be Seacrest's Accountant - Hollywood Reporter

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- Is this the last online tax-free Christmas? - Forbes

- Reports that the Wii remote is likely to slip out of your hand, fly through the air, and smash your tv are oh so very true - a whole lotta nothin


- 38 degrees? Fuck you, Mother Nature.

- Danny DeVito called Barbara Walters yesterday for "anything that could be construed as unfortunate" regarding his appearance. Let's see that could include: being drunk, calling the President "numb nuts" (which got bleeped by ABC for some reason), or admitting that he banged his wife all over the Lincoln Bedroom the last time they were guests at the White House - ABC

- Britney flashes the paparazzi for the third time in a row. Merry Christmas losers - Molly Good

- Where did the Virgin Mary die? Martini Republic has some ideas, including a link to a picture of her very modest dwelling - Martini Republic

- The Bible says pot is OK! - Soop

- Local Rabbis may OK Gay jews to be Ordained? Who knew? - LA Times