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Rogers Cadenhead's Top 10 Wargames of 2006

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Rogers Cadenhead has been in the news this week because he is the owner of the online store called, a site he's owned for eight years.

He's in the news because MGM owns the movie rights to the '80s Matthew Broderick nuclear flick WarGames -- which they are releasing a sequel to next year for some reason -- and they want to snake the URL away from Mr. Cadenhead.

The bad news for Cadenhead is that MGM's lawyer has never lost a case like this, but the good news is MGM didn't trademark the name until three years after Cadenhead had the domain.

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We will keep you up to date on this fascinating lawsuit, but after the jump we asked Rogers to send us his favorite wargames of the year, and he obliged like a true gentleman...

My top 10 wargames of the year 2006, which could be the last year I'm legally allowed to use the word "wargames" in a sentence.

10. Naruto CCG: Every time I play a seven-year-old kicks my ninja's ass and tells me I bring shame to my family.

9. Advanced Squad Leader Armies of Oblivion: Published by Curt Schilling, who spends his time between pitches calculating how to keep his supply lines open to the Sudetenland.

8. Army Men Sarge's War: You're either with the Green Army or you're with the terrorists.

7. Call of Duty 3 (XBox 360): Makes you glad to live on the continent that's uptight about sex and comfortable about violence and not the other way around.

6. Confrontation (3rd Edition): Way more action than Negotiation or Capitulation.

5. Activision Remix Chopper Command: Back in my day we had one button on our joysticks and we liked it.

4. Memoir '44: Win the last well-liked American war in 60 minutes.

3. Gears of War (XBox 360): The chainsaw bayonet is wrong on so many levels.

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2. Victory in Iraq: This isn't a real game, but the guy who comes up with it should be our next Secretary of Defense.

1. BattleLore: Huge medieval hordes fight like in Lord of the Rings, but without any hobbits holding back their homosexual yearning.

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