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Photo: Neighborhood 'Dick' Cat Gets Warning Letter From Angry Venice Resident

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Cats may not always have the best reputation for being the friendliest, but one particular orange tabby kitty living in Venice Beach is getting a direct message from an angry neighbor.

Will Fleisher sent LAist this photo of a sign he saw while he was walking his dog on Speedway Avenue Thursday night. It was taped to a dumpster located at the back of the Cadillac Hotel and had a foreboding threat to the "dick" cat's owner.

It reads like a bad poem:

To The Owner of the Orange Tabby Your cat is a dick. He's been harassing the cats in my building, and even wounded the sweetest of the bunch.

I don't know who you are, but what I do know is I have a very particular set of skills.
Skills I've acquired over a long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you keep him inside at night, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for him. I will not pursue him.
BUT IF YOU DON'T...
I will look for him. I will trap him. And I will neuter him.

After that, it's up to animal control whether they want to give him back. Good luck.

Angry much? Maybe the cat just needs some
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cat whispering from My Cat From Hell's Jackson Galaxy.

UPDATE 4:00 p.m.: This sign doesn't read just like a bad poem, but when you put Liam Neeson's raspy voice behind it, you've got a pretty genius ode to a scene from Taken: