Photo: Neighborhood 'Dick' Cat Gets Warning Letter From Angry Venice Resident
Cats may not always have the best reputation for being the friendliest, but one particular orange tabby kitty living in Venice Beach is getting a direct message from an angry neighbor.
Will Fleisher sent LAist this photo of a sign he saw while he was walking his dog on Speedway Avenue Thursday night. It was taped to a dumpster located at the back of the Cadillac Hotel and had a foreboding threat to the "dick" cat's owner.
It reads like a bad poem:
To The Owner of the Orange Tabby Your cat is a dick. He's been harassing the cats in my building, and even wounded the sweetest of the bunch.
I don't know who you are, but what I do know is I have a very particular set of skills.
Skills I've acquired over a long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you keep him inside at night, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for him. I will not pursue him.
BUT IF YOU DON'T...
I will look for him. I will trap him. And I will neuter him.
After that, it's up to animal control whether they want to give him back. Good luck.
UPDATE 4:00 p.m.: This sign doesn't read just like a bad poem, but when you put Liam Neeson's raspy voice behind it, you've got a pretty genius ode to a scene from Taken: