Miss Kansas Worships the Devil
Their crowns glitter even brighter than their teeth, but are America's beauty queens hiding a deep, dark secret? Coiffed and coutured, they are the picture of fresh-faced, feminine perfection, but LAist is blowing the lid off the seemingly wholesome beauty pageant industry to expose the tarnish on the tiara!!!
A disgusted beauty pageant insider revealed exclusively to this shocked and horrified reporter that comely Miss Kansas, Michelle Walthers, may be a card-carrying Satanist. Walthers, who recently competed for the Miss America crown, can be clearly seen in the picture above making the notorious devil horns, the mark of devil worshippers and heavy metal fans alike.
Pictures don't lie. Is Walthers a free agent, or does she belong to a secret cabal of Satanic minions sent to infiltrate our most cherished institutions? How many others are there? What are they doing to our children? And how much foundation does it take to cover those devil horns?