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They hang out at House of Pies, tend to celebs (as in finding paparazzi to snap Rumer Willis at Starbucks or serve dog penis to Tom Cruise and "family" at the Ivy), and gobble vitamin concoctions made with questionable chemicals. It's episode 2 of a Perez Hilton production (queue eye roll?) of a cartoon by Michael Mouris of milkfat.com called "Assisted Living." While some of the jokes seem tailor-made for locals only, it's more a question of if the jokes seem tailor-made for, well...laughter. It's campy and colorful and might go over better if you've been hitting the bong or the bottle. But it's the middle of the night, so chances are...
