Local Girl Makes Bad

Kim Kardashian, Superstar
starring: Kim Kardashian, Ray J
Vivid Entertainment

We get a lot of things in our mailboxes. Maybe you do too.

Yesterday we got the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Funny how sex tapes starring quasi-celebs makes it to the top of the list.

This is a very confusing DVD. On one hand, we're supposed to believe that neither Kim or Ray J wanted this out; but when you watch it you see how contrived and produced it is -- as if the pair knew it was going to be leaked out.

Bottom line though is it's a bad porn starring a girl who doesn't want to show you much of her rack.

The only saving grace is the chiseled Ray J and his average-sized manhood. When the looping moans and "baby" stop and Ray J is able to speak he's pretty funny. But that's rare in this dvd.

It's mostly Kim doing a Paris Hilton imitation, poorly. And yet although she can become incredibly annoying while trying to be coy and/or sexy, she clearly has an oral fixation which almost makes this worth a second viewing.

If the girl wanted to make some hot porn she should have. This is not that. This is not even sexy. Not to say she just lays there, but, she sorta just lays there.