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dear britney,

craig ferguson was on tv the other night and he said that because he's an alcoholic and he knows how seriously important it is for people who need rehab should be respected for the guts to go to rehab, he wont be making any jokes about you going to rehab.

he said that basically youre still a very young woman and obviously troubled, and therefore profiting off of making light of your dark days isnt something that he wants to be part of.

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and it made me reconsider all the jokes i made about you, and the contest that we just ran, that ophelia won, to guess how long you would stay in rehab.

until last night i didnt think that there was anything wrong with you. people date losers like kfed all the time. wiggers with yankee caps keep popping up because hot babes keep banging them, plus we saw your miniseries with him, you did seem in love. it was cute. and love is blind. lalala.