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Earlier today, GOD took the form of a crazy vagrant and helped us picket outside the Disney/ABC studios in Burbank.

Shortly after signing in, he headed straight for the snack table, and with his giant Godly hand, slammed a fistful of Red Vines into his mouth. It looked as if he was eating a candy octopus -- its red tentacles dangling from his most holy hole -- and just when we thought his reign of terror was over, he smote the jar of licorice once again. A bottle of Gatorade and ten chocolate chip cookies later, he fell asleep in the grass, as peaceful as a newborn fawn.

When he woke up, he signed out with an infinity symbol.

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