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Food

Where the Fuck Should You Go For Drinks?

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First, heads up: We're about to use some colorful language!

Now: There's a geolocation site that will tell you where the fuck you should go for a drink based on the address you provide. Called, logically and not-so-delicately Where The Fuck Should I Go For Drinks, the site cheekily tells you to "wait the fuck up" while it determines what bars and pubs are around you, then gives you the option to pick another if "that place looks like shit," or put in another address. Got it?

Maybe they'll be inspired to create a companion site: I'm Too Fucking Drunk to Drive, How the Fuck Can I Get Home From Here?