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Kids, Here's How to Make an 'Epic' Mac N'Cheese Meat Lasagna
Kids, don't try this at home! Well--unless your parents have a really wicked sense of humor and you really do have a lightning fast metabolism. Whoever the grownup was behind this parody for the playground set of the food enthusiast website Epic Meal Time, well, we'd like to buy you a Coke. Or a giant candy bar milkshake. Your video lunch today is instructions on how to make something no human--kid or grown--should ever consume. Pork in many forms! Death by cheese! Chicken Nuggets! (And a little booze for Daddy's milkshake.) Enjoy...if you dare.