"I don't care if Mark Foley had been asking boys to describe their penises because I have some sad news for you: Your kid is so larded out on Cheetos and Yoo-hoo, he can't even see his penis." - Bill Maher, today on Salon.com
"You're wankers, but really important wankers. Even you, Robert Joseph at Earthlink, who has sent me consistent hatemail for two years straight. You, sir, have been impressive." - Jessica Coen says goodbye to Gawker today.
"This is getting eerie--either Kevin Roderick [of LA Observed] has a direct line to the Powers That Be, or else the LA Times staff reads his blog like ancient priests read entrails of birds." - FBLA
"Is mogul David Geffen selling some of his spectacular art collection to amass a war chest to buy the Los Angeles Times from Tribune Co?" - Deadline Hollywood Daily
"The Los Angeles Metropolitan Transportation Authority was named the nation's best transit agency at the American Public Transit Association conference in San Diego last weekend." - Live from the Third Rail