Wanted: 'Celebrity' Cat Seeks Unpaid Intern
It's 2013, and stage mothers and fathers no longer have to pin their hopes and dreams of stardom on their poor children. Now the family cat can become the family cash cow—because, hey, at least felines submitted to the rigors of stardom won't develop a drug habit or spend the rest of their lives lamenting their lost kittenhood.We came across a
job unpaid internship posting this week on Craigslist helping to promote such a "celeb cat" named Mr. Panther Pants. But like many of the humans in Los Angeles calling themselves "celebs," "stars" or even "actors," we're going to have to add the word "aspiring" to that label.
So far Mr. Panther Pants has a respectable but not quite celebrity-status 384 Facebook friends, 682 Twitter followers and 42 Instagram followers. But Jill of Marina Del Rey has big plans for her feline: "Mr. Panther Pants is the Perez Hilton of Cats. He's caddy and sassy and completely snarky. He always has an opinion where other cat or dog fashion is concerned. He has his own style. We'll be creating a voice for him."
Here's the full post for the "INSTAGRAM MGR. AND SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING INTERN FOR CAT TALENT" preserved for posterity:
This cat is looking for a recent college graduate or student who is highly creative, outgoing and enthusiastic about social media and marketing to fulfill an internship for 1 day per week this summer. Must have interest in cats, social media and a desire to learn about what it takes to build a brand from the ground up. Ideal candidate must be creative, organized, detail-oriented and have a great work ethic. A strong knowledge of what it takes to gain a ginormous following on Instagram is also helpful. Love for cats and a sense of humor is also appreciated. My name is Jill and we'll be working together to build a brand for Mr. Panther Pants through social media marketing.
Mr. Panther Pants is the Perez Hilton of Cats. He's caddy and sassy and completely snarky. He always has an opinion where other cat or dog fashion is concerned. He has his own style. We'll be creating a voice for him.
As a Social Media Intern, you'll be in charge of creating celebrity brand awareness for Mr. Panther Pants (a very stylish cat) by monitoring his presence through various social media channels. This position will be one day per week at my studio in Marina del Rey. During that time we will be creating all content and scheduling it to roll out for the following week.
· Generate content for the Mr. Panther Pants campaign.
· Manage Mr. Panther Pants blog.
· Manage presence across Facebook, Pinterest, Youtube and Twitter and identify any emerging platforms.
· Engage cat enthusiasts and identify new ways to activate participation and feedback.
· Reach out to and build relationships with top bloggers and local community groups.
·Passion for using social media channels as a means to communicate with online audiences and deep understanding of what motivates people to engage with brands through various social media platforms.
·Looking for someone who has experience managing and executing social media campaigns, even if (or especially if) it's just your own Instagram account.
·Creative and proactive communication skills to move new ideas and enhance strategic goals.
·Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign skills helpful but not a must
·Ability to 'think outside the box' - looking for a creative spirit with a good sense of humor. Ability to provide snarky fashion commentary would also be beneficial, but not a deal-breaker.
·Must Love Cats! If you hate cats, this job just isn't going to be any fun for you.
This position is for College Credit / Resume Building / Solid Job Reference only and is a non-paying position.
To be considered for this internship please reply to this ad with:
1. A cover letter stating a little about yourself and why you think you would be a strong candidate for this position.
2. A copy of your resume.
3. A description of why you think cats are the preferred species.
4. Make a comment on @MrPantherPants instagram letting us know who you are
Thanks! We look forward to hearing back from you (=