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Coachella is about surviving the heat and doing drugs without getting in trouble. Oh, and maybe seeing some music. But it's also about not being humiliated in a viral video.
As the wise sage The Fat Jew said, "At every single music festival, one person becomes a viral sensation who brings shame upon themselves and their family. Whether it’s the naked dude with a micropenis getting tased or the girl on molly who passionately made out with a tree, just know that it’s going to happen to someone. Don’t let it be you." Here's that micropenis video from the 2009 Coachella (Sahara Tent, FWIW). Remember, it's NSFW:
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
Related: NSFW: The Fat Jew Had Coachella's Most Insane Belly Drawing
