TV Junkie: Weekend Edition
Did anyone see the plastic surgery disaster that is Renee Zellweger on Letterman last night? The skin was stretched so hard over her face I thought her skull was going to pop out. OK so maybe it isn't plastic surgery, Botox anyone? What is wrong with her?? Tracey Ullman has her dead on in "State of the Union".
Also, in yesterday'sWall Street Journal, there's an article about NBC's new 52-week, wait, now "65-week" lineup, tasty tidbits revealed are: the "Heroes" spinoff ("Heroes: Origins") has been canned, there will be a retelling of the story of Robinson Crusoe, and there will be a spinoff from "The Office" - "The Office" spinoff won't go on the air until after next years' Super Bowl which is far enough away for a. us to learn more about the show long before it airs, and b. NBC to cancel it before it ever airs.
7:00pm Take The High Ground TCM - (1953) One of several of the late Richard Widmark's best on tonight.
8:00pm Star Wars Marathon SPIKE - Marathon.
9:00pm The Return of the Living Dead IFC - (1985) Punk rock zombies, 'nuff said.
10:00pm Battlestar Galactica SCIFI - (FINAL) Season Premiere.
10:00pm NUMB3RS CBS - My Editor likes this show and I need to tell him that there's a new one on tonight.
12:35am Late Night Conan O'Brien NBC - Christina Applegate, Lewis Black!
3:00pm NCAA Tournament Final Four CBS - The end is near.
9:00pm Torchwood BBCA - The season is coming to a close soon.
11:35pm Saturday Night Live NBC - Christopher Walken hosts, Panic! At the Disco performs
8:00pm Wire in the Blood BBCA - Season Premiere.
9:00pm The Tudors SHOWTIME - Poncey Brits grab ass in period-wear
9:00pm Masterpiece: Sense and Sensibility PBS/KCET - PBS' Jane Austen-mania continues.
10:00pm Tracey Ullman's State of the Union SHOWTIME - YES!!!