TV Junkie: Weekend Edition
Other than sporting events, including NFL pre-season football (we're practically only just out of July for chrissakes), all there is, if you are a glutton for punishment, is a Doris Day Marathon on TCM - the 12 movie block started at 3:00am so you'd best pop some corn and get that ass on a couch.
10:00pm Roast of Flavor Flav Comedy Central - Snoop, Patton Oswalt, Jimmy Kimmel, and the rest of the neo-comedy ratt pack roast Flav. Wait for the unedited version to hit DVD.
11:30pm Robot Chicken Cartoon Network - I had heard this was the season premiere but I could be totally wrong. Anywho, there's gonna be a great Governator spoof so check it.