TV Junkie: How Many Toes Is This?
A Word or 67:
I've already seen some State of the Union drinking games posted on the web, so get home early with a bottle of hooch because here again your early primetime programming is to be disrupted by our floundering President and his evil grimacing VP, standing behind him like some kind of Golem. Which Democratic senators is he going to attempt to kiss this time? Lieberman, pucker up mofo.
Tonight - Tuesday - January 23, 2007
State of the Union Address (ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, PBS, CNN, 6:00 p.m.)
Bucks @ Clippers (PRIME, 7:30 p.m.)
American Idol (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) More auditions
Gilmore Girls (the CW, 8:00 p.m.) A belated but new holiday episode
Veronica Mars (the CW, 9:00 p.m.) Veronica helps track down a missing research monkey
Larry King Live (CNN, 9:00 p.m.) State of the Union post-game analysis
Invincible (IFC, 9:45 p.m.) Werner Herzog's flick about a Nazi (Tim Roth) who hires a Jewish strongman as an entertainer for his nightclub.
Dirt (FX, 10:00 p.m.) Lucy continues to blackmail in order to further her smutty celebrity rag
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Former Chairman of the Democratic National Committee Terry McAuliffe
The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Former Lieutenant Governor of Maryland, Michael Steele, you know, the black guy that the Republicans tried to get elected as Senator
Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:30 p.m.) "The Office" and "Extras" creator Ricky Gervais, Golden Globe winner Forest Whitaker, the Shins perform
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) "Two and a Half Men" guy Jon Cryer, Switchfoot perform
Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Pat O'Brien, "Prison Break" guy Dominic Purcell, Sunshine Anderson perform
Dubyah at the '05 State of the Union via the AP