TV Junkie: 'Heroes' at Full-Throttle; Mike Myers on Leno; Peet on Conan (he wishes)

A Word or 89(approx):
One thing I didn't mention over the weekend was Sunday's SNL In the '90s because I thought it woudl suck. I was right. First, why did it take them 7 years to come up with this 2 hours of dreck? Second, the equal emphasis of the (pathetic) music acts and the comedy was a mistake - the show is an hour and a half with 2 songs in it, the show is (supposed to be) comedy. A better show could have been done and it could have been done sooner than this.
Tonight - Monday - May 7, 2007
Dodgers @ Marlins (KCAL, 4:00 p.m.)
Katherine Hepburn Marathon (TCM, 5-??) Watch the 20th century's greatest actress starting with Kitty in A Bill of Divorcement
The Bridge (IFC, 8:00 p.m.) This is the documentary about the Golden Gate Bridge jumpers. Killer air.
How I Met Your Mother/The New Adventures of Old Christine/Twoa nd a Half Men/The King of Queens (CBS, 8-10:00 p.m.) Monday night CBS sitcom hell
Everybody Hates Chris/All of Us/Girlfriends (the CW, 8-10:00 p.m.) The CW gives us its early week juvenile lineup
Dancing With The Stars (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) I love that the TV guide describes this as "performing arts" - oh, and go Apolo!!
Heroes (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) In serious countdown mode - Hiro and Ando's determination is put to the test
24 (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) Audrey is still nuts, also, war with Russia? Those effing commies.
The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) Officer Andy gets put through the wringer by the bachelorette families. Harem scarem.
CSI: Miami (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) Drug smuggling off the coast of Miami? No way.
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Author Leo Gutkind
Charlie Rose (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) Charlie hangs with State Department harpy Condi Rice
The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Author Richard Preston
Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:35p.m.) Dave-fave Regis pays a long visit; Darlene Love performs
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35p.m.) Mike Myers(!) pushing Shrek III; the Cat Empire performs
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Ne-yo performs
Late Night With Conan O'Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Amanda Peet; filmmaker Morgan Spurlock; Secondhand Serenade performs
Mike Myers and fellow Shrek the Third castmates via AP