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The Shiny Sparkly LAist-CS Rankings

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All of us who care about college football here in the marble-lined halls of the LAist headquarters always have a case of head-explody once the BCS rankings come out. "Oh hell no," some say. "EAST COAST BIAS," others yell in pure hackneyed apoplectic shock.

So I decided that those of us on the staff here at LAist would submit our top 16 picks, put it through machines known to give Kafka wood and publish our own rankings in determining the supposed national champion at the end of the season. (Actually it's just me, Adam Rose and Andy Sternberg persumably all in our underwear taking a second out from watching online German transvestite bondage porn to rank these teams. Did we even watch any of the games?)

The winner will receive nothing, and all other teams will just be jeered until they are reduced to using their tears to masturbate.

So here are the inaugural rankings: