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Umm... About Your Texts From Last Night...

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If you're a reader of the reliable source of laugh, Texts From Last Night.com, you know that whatever happened last night was probably pretty messed up. It probably also involved some sort of bodily fluid. In taking a peek at the site, LAist was able to uncover out what in the hey went down last night in LA.

The Valley last night?

(818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.

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(818): Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.

(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?

The Westside last night?

(310): I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
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Hollywood last night?

(323): WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.

What did Hollywood text the Westside last night?

(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out _____? (310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

(323): So...no?`

What’s your favorite Text From Last Night? Comment below!