Umm... About Your Texts From Last Night...
If you're a reader of the reliable source of laugh, Texts From Last Night.com, you know that whatever happened last night was probably pretty messed up. It probably also involved some sort of bodily fluid. In taking a peek at the site, LAist was able to uncover out what in the hey went down last night in LA.
The Valley last night?
(818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
(818): Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?