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The Dodgers have a certain way of making me look like a complete asshole. Just when I proclaim that it would take a miracle for the Dodgers to make the postseason, the offense explodes as if some saintly being was guiding them in the outfield. You know, they should make a movie about that.

Against the Phillies on Wednesday the Dodgers scored 15 runs in an obvious show of laziness since a horrible Texas Rangers team put up 30 runs on the Baltimore Orioles the same day.

Thursday afternoon saw the Dodgers become even more apathetic with a mere five runs scored. It’s by the grace of Shiva they were able to win both games.

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As of Thursday evening they are still 2 ½ games out of the wild card lead, however with the Atlanta Braves tanking they only have the Padres and Phillies to overcome.

Since it’s been obvious the Dodgers are not quite comfortable winning, they go and sabotage everything.