I'm Thankful: Farley Elliott
I'm thankful this picture of me wording up some bitches in the pool exists, even if the quality sucks.
There’s so much to be thankful for this year, as I celebrate my first anniversary of being in Los Angeles. I’m thankful my house got robbed. Now my Luddite existence enables me to understand the joys of pen and paper, and what it means to have to get your porn from a liquor store and not a website.
I’m thankful that I was able to bulk up from a sickly 200 lbs. to a more manageable 450, after spending five nights a week here.
I’m thankful that I’m not the only one who calls Pasadena ‘The Dirty ‘Dena’, and that there are pictures of the things you’ll find in the Dirty ‘Dena that totally back me up.