If William Shakespeare Hadn't Died On This Day, This Would Have Killed Him [NSFW ]
William Shakespeare (who may have also been born on this day) died on this day in the year 1616. And it's a good thing because if being 395-years-old didn't kill him, this surely would have. And how sad would that have been to live so long only to die because Jesus and Hamlet got in a time machine. What? Happy Hamlet 2 video lunch.