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Dear LAist, Why are the Olsen Twins insane?

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Dear LAist,

Hasn't it been around a year since the Olsen Twins became "legal"? Doesn't it seem to you that their 18th birthday flipped on the crazy switch in their cute 'lil heads? They dress like bag women!? They date people that Paris Hilton would date. They drink coffee in Beverly Hills and walk around like twigs in baggy clothes.

They never smile when I stalk them and say hi.

- Pappi Ratzi

Dear PR,

Just look at what they had to produce as children. If a childhood of that doesn't make you insane, you were crazy to start with.

As for being thin. If thats the worst thing that they are, then they're ahead of the game.