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1001 Reasons LA is Better than Florida - The Grease Guy

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When we heard tell of a dude falling through the roof of a chicken wing emporium by way of the grease vent, we had a feeling that this chap might be from Florida.

But when we heard that he had previously fallen through a roof of a Subway sandwich dining facility and held them up for less than $200 we were pretty sure that this fool was from Florida.

However when we read that this was the same guy who had robbed a strip club on Christmas Day, we were positive that this winner was from the Sunshine State.

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And sure nuff, Charles Grant III, the 20 year old crook was described by his parents as being nothing but trouble after he caught the taste of cocaine is the thirtieth reason why LA is better than Florida.