Have You Had Your Orgasm Today?
We're not normally ones to pry into your personal lives, but we're asking because today happens to be Global Orgasm Day. Granted, with a Noon GMT timestamp, that means you would have had to have been, err, um, participating in the event at 4 this morning, but our day has just begun here in Los Angeles, so there's still plenty of time to... Well, anyhow.
Why Global Orgasm Day? According to the organizers:
The world is celebrating the election of the new USA President, Barack Obama, and the hope for change that he has stirred in our hearts. We are riding the wave of joy and renewal, which gives us a flying start for this year’s Global O! It’s the Global OOObama Factor! So let’s not waste this energy. Let’s send a wave of positive intention into the quantum field of the Earth. We will spike the charts at the Global Consciousness Project and lay a foundation for the ‘Mindful Alpha Male’ President to build on, to begin healing the damage done to the planet and all its species.