Overheard In L.A.: Mother's Day Edition
"This is for that time you puked on me at Chili's." (Photo via Shutterstock)
Check out our latest edition of Overheard in L.A. while sipping a few mimosas with momma.
Overheard of the Week
"For the first time in history, the French president will speak better English than the American president."
We’re so effing zen
"I've been meditating and chanting and shit like that."
We wouldn’t know
"It's so exhausting being thin."
This is more us
"I’m down to centaur weight.”
Actually kind of a good question...
"I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of my smartphone but still use Instagram."
Read between the lines
"So I was like, 'Yeah,' and he was like, 'Like, yeah.' So like, yeah."
Sure, but sticking to Paleo is still really hard…
"Stress is having a spear thrown at your face while riding a horse.”
Did we learn nothing from Big Little Lies?
"I need my kids to be alphas."
She’s not Christian
"I know, I totally believe in, like, the universe."
"I shouldn't have a cocktail, I don't want anyone to smell it on my breath at church tonight."
"I thought for the longest time that I was a liar. Then I came out here and realized that I was an improviser."
A rare crossover
"I don't know anyone who knows how to read a screenplay who also doesn't suck as a person."
Taking environmentalism too far
"My friend has her own line of clothing that has solar panels sewn into it."
Submitted via George T.
Probs would watch
"America wants a live action Ratatouille movie."
Pretty much every L.A. news story when it rains
"Holy shit, it's fucking raining! Oh well."
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