Overheard In L.A.: I Just Disagree With Caesar Salad

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In this week's edition of Overheard in L.A. Jill Stein gets busted for cutting in line at the farmer's market.

Overheard of the Week
"You wouldn't believe how many people with bad plastic surgery showed up at the shiva."
via @Dealfatigue

Busted!
"Jill Stein cuts in line at the farmers market."
Overheard at Whole Foods, obviously, via @bearraza

Jesus is always watching
"Yeah I'll read the Bible, but I'll do it ironically, ya know?"
via @che1sey

"She says what we're all thinking."
"I only have one son so I'm obsessed with him. My two step kids are absolutely disgusting."
via @TheJamieLee

Nothing compares to the radiance of Xenu
"My god, she's the most beautiful Scientologist I've ever seen!"
Overheard at the Hollywood Farmer's Market, via @sdarancette

Or they'll collapse!
"Don't touch my stomach, my 30 day abs aren't ready."
via @jeanlucblowhard

Everything in moderation!
"He's actually the only person I consider to be a casual crack smoker."
via @kmlindstedt

Ok, Brutus
"I just disagree with Caesar salad. I just disagree with it completely."
via @ericwesphillips

Atonement: hottest weight loss diet evar
"As soon as the Yom Kippur fast is over, I'm just gonna go straight into my cayenne pepper cleanse."
via @rita_cannon

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Previously:
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Overheard in L.A.: Pagan Witchcraft Isn't For Amateurs
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And more!