Overheard In L.A.: 2 Full 4 Kale
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This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. starts with a presidential hopeful and ends with a Kardashian. Wine 'n' Emmys time!
Overheard of the Week
"If I looked like Ted Cruz, I'd just be punching myself in the face all day."
It's a Percentage Scale
"You're so much smarter than him. Your IQ is like 100."
Someone's Been Watching a Lot of Clueless
"Irregardless, I'll conversate with him shortly."
More Filling Than it Looks
"I'm so full. I wish we didn't get the kale."
Turn-Ons: Free Shipping
"I'm too old for Netflix and chill. I want Amazon Prime and Commitment."
"It's seriously easy to find, just search for Worst Soccer Deaths."
Going Hard With the Shake Weight
“I think I’m losing weight. I feel it in the wrists.”
Except How to Make Union Station Smell Delicious
"Don't ask the Wetzel Pretzel people, they don't know anything."
Modern Day "Romeo & Juilet"
"She's so Marina del Rey and he's so Venice."
"I don't wanna marry someone with tattoos because I don't want my baby to have tattoos."
"I'd give up everything to be Vanna White."
A Bless-ed Life
"Oh, I'll be in Aruba for the Supermoon Lunar Eclipse."
"That's like the time I wrote erotic fan fiction about 2 guys in my math class. That was Friday."
"I just want to be Pottery Barn rich."
God Rarely Gives With Both Hands
"I like him as a penis but not as a man."
"She has the eloquence of a drunk Kardashian."
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