Overheard In L.A.: Skeptical Of Meatballs Edition
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from people who leveled-up in the Church of Scientology, aren't impressed with the Egyptians, and probably should turn off autocorrect while sexting.
Overheard Of The Week
"Hiking in L.A. is like dancing—if you see a guy doing it, he just wants to sleep with the girl he's doing it with."
"I call her baby all the time, but I messed up one sext to her and now she's demanding to know who the hell Abby is."
Scientology Dress Code
"I never used to wear dresses, but since I joined the Sea Org I'm like, I like to wear dresses!"
"I want to do the rest of this year right. Fuck bitches, get money, and secure my faith in God."
"I'm on a Disney show, but I'm really more of a dramatic, classical actress."
Prayer Hands Emoji
"I was going to try LSD, but I had Bible study the next day."
"No, Jimmy Dean is a sausage factory. JAMES Dean was an actor."
Soothes All Cravings
"I have seaweed if you're starving."
No More Truer Advice Than This
"Never go cheap on sushi, tattoos or hookers."
"I don't know this guy, but he must be someone. I mean, he's got like 29,000 followers."
Hard To Impress
"I don't think the pyramids are so great. If they were how come they're not replicated in today's architecture."
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