Overheard In L.A.: Cupcakes Are A Part Of My Juice Cleanse
This week's edition of Overheard in L.A. features bits of overheard conversation from people on a special juice cleanse, being honest about terrorism, and somebody with a friend who has seen the light.
Overheard Of The Week
"All I had to eat yesterday was a green juice and Sprinkles."
Can You Recommend A Gluten-Free Dog Bakery, Too?
"Where did you find your dog psychic?"
"Oh, he was recommended by my other dog's acupuncturist."
The Great American Love Story
"They met on Tinder and now they're getting a cat together. How great is that?!?"
You'll Have To Be More Specific, Please
"You know that motherfucker with the True Religion jeans and those Sperrys? I hate that guy."
via @luhrsman at Trader Joe's
I Want To Believe
"My friend is super spiritual. She's had four UFO sightings."
"Can I be honest with you? ISIS has nothing against your parents."
Relatedly, More People Will Be Allergic To You Now, Too
"OMG did I tell you that I'm allergic to gluten now?!"
"The world is not more messed up than it was 20 years ago. Florida is just more visible."
Bojack Horseman Episode Spoilers?
"I told him, 'No, you can't stay in my house without me and invite pornstars over.' And then the next day my mom died."
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