This Hilarious, Almost Too-Real Twitter Account Mocks Rich Hipster Parents
There's someone who's been quietly tweeting under the handle @LosFelizDayCare over the past year speaking in the voice of a wealthy, hipster Los Feliz daycare—and it's pretty dead-on. There is hand-wringing about overpraising and trigger warnings, hair-splitting over sustainability and a healthy dose of yuppie exclusivity thrown in the mix.
The account says it's located in an "affluent hillside neighborhood," and warns, "We do not accept immunized children." (That line feels a little too real.) One Redditor might have said it best: "So close to real that I'm never entirely sure it's a parody. I love it."
Here are some gems:
Any LFDC parents who are Uber drivers in the area? Beckett has an acupuncture appointment in ktown at 6, but his dads are still brewing.— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) May 1, 2014
Very important that all yogurt coming through these doors is goat yogurt. That's the yogurt our school community feels most comfortable with— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) October 15, 2014
New followers: welcome but please don't assume a follow will bump you on the waitlist. All applicants must submit 3 to 7 years before birth.— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) October 16, 2014
Our new student, Prius, showed signs of anxiety so we got her a service dog and instituted an in-school raw diet. Shes on her way to success— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) September 4, 2014
Sad sad news coming out of Atwater Village this morning. George and Ruth's (2 & 5) pet chicken, Buck-Buck Obama, just took its last breath.— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) October 6, 2014
Zooey made a great observation: "tacos are little crunchy purses for spicy ground soy and pico de gallo." She's thinking at a college level.— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) September 29, 2014
After many complaints, we put a trigger warning on the side of the nursery's jack-in-the-box so that it induces as little stress as possible— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) August 7, 2014