Man Puts An Entire Food Court's Worth of Junk Food Into Bloody Mary Drink

A Bloody Mary can be a full meal, right? A Los Angeles comedian created the ultimate Bloody Mary concoction with so many toppings that it looks like it's about to topple over.

Randy Liedtke tweeted out a snapshot of his monstrous cocktail on Saturday. (And for some reason it's making us hungry and we hate ourselves for feeling that.) Instead of just the regular cubed cheese, olives, and celery garnishes, he took it to the next level: a whole pepperoni pizza, fried chicken, onion rings, subway sandwich, fries, pickles and more.

"A few things that did not make it onto the finished product were: Full rack of ribs (no way to skewer them length wise because of the bones), Rotisserie Chicken (too heavy), Jar of Pickles (also too heavy), Celery (just plain forgot), Hard Boiled Eggs (ate those beforehand because I got hungry),” Liedtke told Fox News.

This isn't the first time we've seen this comedian's work hit the Twittersphere. Liedtke was the mastermind behind trolling police officers in December by getting pulled over for talking into a cookie he baked to look like a iPhone.

Maybe this dude just has a thing with food.