TV Junkie: 'American Horror Story' & 'Psych' Tonight

We'll be watching "American Horror Story" on FX at 10pm tonight, and believe me the story gets quite chilling and convoluted so hold onto your hats. What we're eager to see on rerun later in the evening is the season premiere of "Psych" on USA, a consistently great show that has had a myriad of amazing guest stars over the years. Tonight on "Psych," Malcolm McDowell makes another memorable appearance - one that series star James Roday referred to in our conversation earlier this year (see the above video).
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Back when HBO announced the premiere date for "Bored To Death" I voiced my concern about the move to Monday nights and sure enough, the numbers for HBO's Monday premieres of "Bored To Death" and "Enlightened" are very low. Monday nights have never been a big night for HBO so I hope they give these shows the benefit of the doubt when it comes to renewal time. If HBO wants to have original programing on Mondays they have to support the show and continue promotion of it. HBO has always had shows that were more about the art than the product and "Bored To Death" stays true to this ideal.
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The TV Junkie Must-Watch Plan: "Modern Family," "Happy Endings," "American Horror Story," "Chelsea Lately," "Late Show With David Letterman," "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson"

9:00pm Modern Family ABC - Hit and Run Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems, but both are unreceptive; Claire considers running against Councilman Duane Bailey (David Cross); Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident.

9:00pm MythBusters Discovery - Walk a Straight Line An experiment to see if a blindfolded man can walk a straight line; testing whether binary explosives can be set off by a fender bender.

9:30m Happy Endings ABC - Yesandwitch The gang is inspired when Penny's consistently optimistic mother (Megan Mullally) visits; Penny discovers her mom is hiding unhappy news.

10:00pm American Horror Story FX - Home Invasion Vivien and Violet find themselves in a dangerous situation; Ben goes back to Boston to fix a mistake.

10:00pm Psych USA - Season Premiere. Shawn Rescues Darth Vader Shawn discovers a body when trying to retrieve a Darth Vader collector's item.

10:00pm South Park Comedy Central - The Last of the Meheecans Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

10:00pm Penn & Teller Tell a Lie Discovery - Forest Fire vs Jet Engine Seven claims include that a torch fueled by bacon will cut through steel and that wallpaper can withstand a wrecking ball.

10:30pm Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Comedy Central - Show Me On The Doll An unfortunate bathroom mishap; a space alien paternity test; a cleaning product.

11:00pm Conan TBS - Stuntman Steven Ho; actor Michael C. Hall; Gary Gulman performs.

11:00pm Chelsea Lately E! - Actress Evan Rachel Wood; comic Brad Wollack; comic Matt Braunger.

11:35pm Late Show With David Letterman CBS - Former President Bill Clinton; Deer Tick performs.

11:35pm The Tonight Show With Jay Leno NBC - Actress Zooey Deschanel; actor J.R. Martinez; Fountains of Wayne performs.

12:05am Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC - Actor Rob Lowe; actor Idris Elba; Chris Cornell performs.

12:35am The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson CBS - Actor Jim Parsons; Cake performs.

12:35am Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC - Actor Alan Cumming; professional swimmer Michael Phelps; Chavez performs.