110 N to 5 N Second Transition Lane Now Open

Someone was paying attention! Something that makes sense has finally arrived to relieve our frustration! The DOT likes us! They really, really like us!

As reported previously, the Department of Transportation has constructed a second connector lane from the 110 North to the 5 North to relieve the constant congestion and seriously bad vibes. Lane 2 is what is referred to as a "dynamic" lane, which means sometimes it is a connector lane to the 5, and sometimes it isn't. Sometimes it just keeps on truckin' up the 110.

A "Smart-stud system" of bitchin' blue lights was installed to manage the traffic flow. When the lights are off, lane 2 is a connector lane to the 5. When the blue lights are on, you cannot use lane 2 to connect to the 5. A single row of blue lights warns you ahead of time that the lights are on. It gives you time to merge into the correct lane. But the double row of blue lines are like a solid white line or imaginary concrete meridian. They cannot be crossed. Ever. Or seriously bad vibes will ensue.