TV Junkie: No Wait, Now The Fall TV Season Can Begin

The season premiere of "How I Met Your Mother" is at 8pm on CBS
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"Heroes" fans, former or otherwise, are you looking forward to tonight's premiere? Anyone out there with a Sprint contract to look at the "exclusive" content? Enlighten us.
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Last night's Emmys had the highest viewership in three years but still lost out to football.
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Tonight President Barack Obama is on "The Late Show With David Letterman" because Letterman must be a card-carrying member of the Communist party.
The TV Junkie Plan: "How I Met Your Mother", "Machines of Malice", Letterman, Fallon.
8:00pm Dancing with the Stars ABC - Season Premiere
8:00pm House FOX - Season Premiere
8:00pm Heroes NBC - Season Premiere
8:00pm How I Met Your Mother CBS - Season Premiere
8:00pm Top Gear BBC America - Jeremy tests to see if he can drive faster in real life or on a computer game; the effect of sub-zero temperatures on a car and Richard; David Walliams guests.
8:30pm Accidentally on Purpose CBS - Series Premiere
9:00pm Two and a Half Men CBS - Season Premiere
9:30pm The Big Bang Theory CBS - Season Premiere
10:00pm Castle ABC - Season Premiere
10:00pm The Jay Leno Show NBC - Actress Jennifer Garner; Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.)
10:00pm Machines of Malice Discovery - Medieval death machines such as the Disembowelment Crank, the Aragon Wheel of Death and the Scavenger's Daughter
10:00pm CSI: Miami CBS - Season Premiere
11:35pm Late Show With David Letterman CBS - President Barack Obama.
11:35pm The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien NBC - Actor Ricky Gervais; "Chicken" Charlie Boghosian; Lynyrd Skynyrd performs.
12:35am The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson CBS - Actress Marg Helgenberger; Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears perform.
12:35am Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC - Actor Clive Owen; actress Joanna Garcia; Living Colour performs.