A comedian dressed as Osama Bin Ladin was spotted downtown trying to do a lame bit, but it made us realize something: fake Osamas are funny. We don't know why fake Osamas are funny. The real one is an evildoer and all. And he probably had something to do with 9/11, but given the lack of attention that our government is paying to him, we're starting to doubt it. Seriously, if bro really orchestrated... more ›

#162 Florida Marlins has the lowest value of any major league baseball team at just $244 million, Dodgers are worth $632 million - AP more ›

- Lesbianism continues to sweep the land. more ›

Whether Edwards can deliver more than a glancing blow to the stolid, unshakeable Cheney is an open question, however. Edwards has been somewhat unimpressive, in fact almost invisible, in the campaign thus far. While Cheney makes headlines with his dark warnings of another 9/11 if voters are foolish enough to cast their ballots for John "I Heart Osama" Kerry, Edwards plays the sticks, stumping in mid-size markets like a candidate for county commissioner. more ›

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