Tom Anderson -dork ---------vs--------- Tom Anderson 2.0 -rich Cali millionaire +has more friends +has more money +works in front of the computer all day +makes club appearances +lives in LA +travels the globe +has to fight spammers +has to fight off hordes of hot chicks +has a window office +has VIP access +answers to Rupert +answers booty-calls +looks like a dork +looks LAmerican +has his own parking spot +takes the newscorp private jet winner:......