"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is settling into a pattern this season: brawl, rest. Brawl, rest. This week was an episode of rest, letting the dust settle, giving the housewives some time to reattach their hair extensions, splash some cold water on their plastic faces, repair their chipped manicures, and take a few deep yogic breaths so that they can fire off another projectile of fury on one another next week.
'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: What Happened in Vegas
'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: I'm Doing This Because I LOVE YOU
Oh Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I don’t watch Real Housewives of New York, but even I know that what we witnessed last night was Beverly Hills’ answer to Kelly Bensimon.
'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: S*#t Gets Real
This week on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," the veneer of Beverly Hills manners, such as they are, cracked and shattered, leaving a trail of sad, broken housewives glass from Doheny to Wilshire.
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Episode 4: A Recap
After missing a week of recaps, we're back to bring you the latest with the ladies of Beverly Hills. Monday night's episode began where last week's left off, with Kim, Adrienne and Paul headed to Sacramento for what might be the King's last game in Sacramento. Adrienne was poised to boldly face the team's angry fans backed only by her personal bodyguard, the security team at the stadium, and the Sacramento police, who were on stand-by.
The Next Food Network Star Episode 9: 'Basically, I can die happy.'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alum Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week things heated up with an "emotion" powered meal for Todd English and Eva Longoria at their restaurant Beso; here's how Episode 9 looked from inside the kitchen...
The Next Food Network Star Episode 8: Humble, But Grand
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alum Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week the competitors hosted an underground supper club dinner for some of the city's most well-know food folk; here's how Episode 8 looked from inside the kitchen...
The Next Food Network Star Episode 7: 'Girl, your curry was the bomb'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alum Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week the competitors catered a swank dinner party at the Frank Sinatra estate in Palm Springs; here's how Episode 7 looked from inside the kitchen...
The Next Food Network Star Episode 6: Curry is Such a Tricky Beast
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alum Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week the contestants felt the heat of working from food trucks; here's how Episode 6 looked from inside the kitchen...
Last Night on The Hills: Say Goodbye to Hollywood
This time we didn't need a half hour break from anything. We watched The Hills last night, happily.
The Next Food Network Star Episode 5: 'Working in a truck is no picnic.'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alum Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week the contestants cooked for L.A. chefs Susan Feniger and Eric Greenspan; here's how Episode 5 looked from inside the kitchen...
Last Night on The Hills: Brody Finds New Friend with Better Benefits Package
We took a half hour break from Frontline to catch up on The Hills. Here's what we learned:
Last Night on The Hills: Girls Rule, Boys Drool (in Costa Rica)
We took a half hour break from Masterpiece Theatre to catch up with The Hills. Here's what we learned.
The Next Food Network Star Episode 4: 'It made my plate sing!'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alum Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week, things got hot hot hot on the red carpet; here's how Episode 4 looked from inside the kitchen...
Last Night on The Hills: The "Just Friends" Boat
We took a half hour break from finishing the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle to check in on The Hills. Here's what we learned.
The Next Food Network Star Episode 3: 'HOT HOT HOT!'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alumn Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week, they cooked carnival food with a savory twist on the Santa Monica pier; here's how Episode 3 looked from inside the kitchen...
Last Night on The Hills: The Justin/Ryan Tug-O-War
We took a half hour break from our "Left, Right & Center" podcast to catch up on The Hills. Here's what we learned:
The Next Food Network Star Episode 2: 'How in the world do you cook for 100 people?!'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alumn Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. Last week, they cooked for the mighty Wolfgang Puck; here's how Episode 2 looked from inside the kitchen...
Last Night on The Hills: Alpha Girl vs. Newbie #2
We took a half hour break from the Abraham Lincoln biography we're reading to catch up on The Hills. Here's what we learned.
The Next Food Network Star Episode 1: 'Your lentils are burning, Flower Girl!'
For its sixth season, The Next Food Network Star was shot in Los Angeles, and among the 12 finalists vying for their very own Food Network show are 3 locals, including food blogger and LAist alumn Aarti Sequeira. Each week, Aarti will give us her take on the episode, from her unique insider's perspective. Will she be named The Next Food Network Star? We won't know until the finale. In the meantime, here's how Episode 1 looked from inside the kitchen...
Last Night on The Hills: The Manhunt, The Muppet, The McKaela
We took a half hour break from reading the The New Yorker to catch up on The Hills. Here's what we learned.
Last Night on The Hills: Brody Dangles the New Girl
We took a half hour break from watching Biography on A&E to catch up on The Hills. Here's what we learned:
Last Night on The Hills: Spencer Meetings, Brody Rocks a Crop Top
We took a half hour break from Nova to catch up with The Hills. Here's what we learned:
The episode began with Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt having a little sister-in-law lunch meeting to evaluate their married siblings' state of crazy. "You wouldn't believe the things Spencer's been saying to me, like in a threatening way!" Holly began. Stuff like, "I'll have you escorted off the property!"
Last Night on The Hills: Spencer Gets Beasty (In More Ways Than One)
We took a half hour break from This American Life to catch up on The Hills. Here's what we learned:
Last Night on The Hills: Kristin Kicks Ass(ish), Brody Waxes Philosophical
We took a half hour break from reading The Economist to check in on The Hills, and here's what we learned:
Last Night on The Hills: Heidi's Face May Be Fake But Her Tears Are Real
We took a half hour break from watching BBC America last night to check in on The Hills, and here's what we learned:
Prop 8 Trial: Day 6 Recap & Day 7 Preview
The Federal trial challenging Prop 8, which banned gay marriage in California, is already in session this morning. Here's some of what happened yesterday, via the plaintiff's legal team:
LAist Armchair Quarterback Week 5: What Have We Learned
With week 5 done in the NFL season, what have we learned so far? Thing learned the first: Norv Turner really isn’t that great a head coach. Granted they beat the Chicago Bears in week 1, but to lose to the Kansas City Chiefs who still have a question at quarterback is inexcusable. Thing learned the second: Rex Grossman is bad. True the ole ball coach Steve Spurrier named him Sexy Rexy, but he’s...
LAist Armchair Quarterback Week 3: Get Rex Off the Field!!!!!
I’m a huge Chicago Bears fan, and my friends saw the terrible pain I was in watching the Superbowl this year. After that loss it pained to me to make the prediction that the Bears would be in a lot of trouble this season. The fact that it has come true makes me feel like I’m passing a kidney stone. Just like Grady Little was obstinate in keeping Nomar Garciaparra at first base this...
NFL Week 2 Recap: I'm a Genius!
Yesterday I was out shopping all day. It was my friend Cathi’s way of staging an intervention for me. All of my friends are concerned that I’ve become so tied to sports, they are doing everything they can to get me out. Yesterday it worked. What can I say? I’m weak when it comes to shopping. Anyhow, I’d like to take this moment to say that I’m a fucking genius. I picked 13 of...
Week 1 LAist Armchair Quarterback: Monday Night Massacres
As ugly as the Monday night games were, they sure did get exciting at the end. The Ravens had eight plays inside the Bengal’s five-yard line with just over two minutes left in their game and failed to score. The 49ers whose offense struggled most of the game drove 86 yards in their final drive for a game-winning touchdown with 16 seconds left in the game. Cincinnati over Baltimore 27-20. One of the cardinal...

