Ladies of Silver Lake, have you been trying to find that one special man with the biggest...beard on the east side? Well then, make your way down to the Silver Lake Public Library tonight, where the lenders of the written word will host the first annual Beard and Mustache Competition. more ›

November is here. And you know what that means. Gents across the globe will lock away their razors and focus all of their testosterone on sprouting unshorn upper lips. It's Movember, and it's all about the 'stache. The Movember campaign initiates mustache season every year, where men, known as Mo Bros, worldwide let their facial hair grow free to raise awareness and funds for men's health. more ›

Oh thank goodness. Competitive facial hair finally has a forum. Calling all cool guys, cro-mags, waxy twirlers, office sharks, solo stashers, boy band close shavers, and creepy crawlers, the 1st Los Angeles Beard and Mustache Competition in now accepting applicants for the August 14 "face-off" to be held at Federal Bar in North Hollywood. more ›

As basketball season winds to an end, it's time to find a new sport to enjoy. And to satisfy not just their athletic craving but their mustache/retro/costume/repressed anger cravings as well, some folks are turning to dodgeball. According to a statement released yesterday by the World Dodgeball Society, three Eastside leagues... more ›

Dateline: Movember 9th, 2010. Day nine of a month-long endeavor to raise awareness of and funds for men's health issues by growing (or, in some cases, affixing) some hair above the upper lip. Yesterday we asked our readers via Twitter if they'd share with us a snapshot of their 'stache, and tell us why they're doing it. This is what we got. more ›

So much of this holiday season is about giving ‘gifts’. It’s all so commercialized, bro. You’ve got gifts for kids, gifts for drinkers. You’ve even got gift ideas for people who sure as hell can’t afford to buy you a gift in return. Thanks but no thanks, douchetards. This year, it’s all about getting people shit they don’t need. And probably don’t even want. For stocking stuffers, I’m just getting everyone a picture of my wiener inside the stocking they’re holding on to. That’ll teach you to trust a twentysomething with limited income and anger management issues. Bro. more ›

Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is recovering at Cedars-Sinai after suffering a minor heart attack last night, ET reported. Trebek, 67, is expected to fully recover and return to the studio for scheduled tapings in January, according to the show's Web site. Trebek's hosted Jeopardy! since 1984. We'd like to wish Trebek a speedy recovery and add that we're not-so-secretly hoping for a return of the mustache. Since the incident is reported as "very minor," let's... more ›

LAist scours dozens of LA metro weeklies and highlights the best content you may have missed. We read the weeklies so you don't have to. CityBeat gives well-deserved props to 26-year-old Bel-Air native, Alexander Antebi. Earlier this month, Antebi became the youngest, first American, and first Jewish moustache champion in the history of the World Beard and Moustache Championships. Antebi is also the, uh, face man, of LA glam-funkers Conquistador. Still gotta problem with facial... more ›