Prepare yourselves: there will be little news from Lindsay Lohan for the next few weeks. It seems like she might actually have some half-decent friends hanging around, who understand that Lohan is her own worst enemy, because they have successfully convinced her to stay on lockdown until March 29, the day her probation ends. more ›

Guys, Lindsay Lohan is so sorry about showing up late to morgue duty yesterday, which is her second third chance at chipping away at the 480 community service hours she owes the county. So just to really prove that she doesn't think she can get away with everything just because she's rich and famous she's sorry, she had her assistants bring morgue staffers and volunteers gourmet cupcakes for breakfast and In-N-Out for lunch. more ›

Stop the presses: LINDSAY LOHAN HAS SHOWN UP TO COMMUNITY SERVICE. That's right -- everyone's favorite American fuck-up scuttled in to the Los Angeles County Morgue this morning, not just on time but early, to begin 120 hours of community service. She showed up "extremely early" for her 7:00 a.m. shift, a spokesperson for the Coroner told KTLA. more ›

Just when you thought that "I see dead people!" joke would finally die...Lindsay Lohan has to go and get herself a gig at a morgue. What a girl has to do these days to dig up a decent date! more ›