Kermit the Frog was so right -- "It's not easy being green." Yesterday I tried buying my first Monthly Metro Pass ever. I failed. I thought it would be easy to spend 62-bucks in this town. But apparently a Metro bus pass for the month is a hot item in the Valley. My local liquor store was sold out. Same story for Ralphs. Pavilions too. Then I called a different Ralphs, this time the......

Or is he covering Johnny Cash covering NIN? But unlike the Man in Black, our green buddy doesn't censor himself when he gets to the line about wearing a "crown of sh*t". Wugga Wugga.......