LAist is doing lots of writing about the top ten albums of 2007 or the top books of 2007 or even new year's resolutions. Unfortunately I am much more lame than all of them and not only can I not come up with my top ten recommendations for anything, I can't even come up with ten things that I like. Instead I will write up my wish list: the top 10 things I hope......

All I wanted was a deep-fried turkey blowing up. Just a little cautionary video. Instead I got a Frosty the Snowman gay suicide, nazi gingerbread, and a drunk interfering with a newscaster. Bonus!......