Entries from LAist tagged with 'georgewbush'
July 2, 2008
According to an independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), the porn industry, specifically online properties providing adult content and erotic material are experiencing some swollen numbers in recent weeks thanks to the checks of up to $600 for individuals and $1,200 for married couples that the Bush Administration’s Economic Stimulus Plan handed out this spring. In a press release issued today by the firm that “specializes in gathering, interpreting and distributing data......
Continue Reading "Study Reveals Adult Industry is Enjoying Bush’s Stimulus Package"April 9, 2008
What the hell is up with air travel these days? Another day, another 850 flights canceled because government officials have failed us yet again. Yes, we blame the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA[IIL]). And so does American Airlines:American is cancelling several hundred flights starting on April 8 to conduct additional inspections of its MD-80 fleet. These inspections are to ensure precise and complete compliance with the FAA's directive related to wiring in the aircraft's wheel......
Continue Reading "American Airlines: Nothing Special in the Air"November 16, 2007
The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush Calendar....
Continue Reading "The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush"October 9, 2007
If you're a local sports fan, hopefully you had Columbus Day (International Day of Solidarity with Indigenous People, whatever) off to nurse a wicked hangover. In fact, maybe you should take tonight off from Sports Center, too. It's Leif Erikson day. Honest. Even George W. Bush knows that (and don't worry, he's probably not working today, either). Maybe it wasn't the worst, but it was up there. T.J. Simers hit the nail on the......
Continue Reading "Worst (Long) Weekend In LA Sports History?"September 23, 2007
The TelePromTer-readers and out-of-touch-hate-mongers of the mainstream media thought that they were being super-cool by discussing/bitching about the presidential candidate debates that were posted on YouTube. So since that new, interesting, and youth-vote promoting aspect of the next election has been talked to death by the talking-heads, I have found these candidate related webpages to occupy me during my early in the ante meridian down-time: At SuperBook.com, you can go to their "Exotic Lines"......
Continue Reading "Presidential Election Odds and Ends"September 16, 2007
Bush has "charms of the scruffy kind." On last Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher, guest Robert Draper talked up his his new George W. Bush biography, "Dead Certain." Here's the video on Bush's loneliness, douchebagness, stubbornness, dismissiveness and food chewing skills.......
Continue Reading "Bush's Straight Forward Biography"September 12, 2007
Introducing the TV Junkie Black List: While waiting for Spoon to go on the Tonight Show last night I had to endure Leno and guest Denis Leary talking about how they'd like to get cyclists off the roads and how they enjoy honking at them, etc. Both of these a-holes know* what went down recently in Beverly Hills as reported by LAist and the last thing LA needs is more SUV drivers feeling justified in......
Continue Reading "TV Junkie: Wednesday Picks"September 11, 2007
September 11, 2001 9am EST Some people have said that George W. kept his calm in order to avoid alarming the children. I think a simple, "Excuse me. I'm needed elsewhere right now." would have sufficed. Split screens have synched up Bush sitting there like a deer in the headlights with the footage of the towers. I feel like this country doesn't need to wake up to that trauma again. So open your books to......
Continue Reading "George Bush At Emma E. Booker Elementary"August 17, 2007
All eastbound lanes between Sepulveda and La Cienega boulevards on the 105 Freeway will be closed from 3 AM to midnight this weekend and next for filming. L.A. 11st District City Councilman Bill Rosendahl introduced a resolution today to impeach President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. An ideal way to find all the farmers' markets in the L.A. region: LA Farmers' Market Mapplet. Jamie Foxx is shooting for another Oscar with......
Continue Reading "Extra, Extra: Local Calls for Impeachment and the 105 Freeway Closing"July 27, 2007
Who woulda thunk? In the latest episode of BBC Radio 4's Document, host Mike Thomson investigates a purported coup orchestrated by Prescott Bush and several influential American families that sought (but obviously failed) to overthrow FDR and institute a fascist dictatorship in the U.S. of A a la Hitler and Mussolini: "Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen . The coup was......
Continue Reading "Did Grandpappy Bush Help Plan a Coup?"July 7, 2007
Dear Mr. Bay, I have been waiting for a kick-ass Transformers movie to come out since I was a little kid. I love the Autobots. At one point, I even had plans to marry Optimus Prime, except that he died during one of the Transformers episodes before I had the chance to tell him of my love. When I turned five, I had a Transformers birthday cake. Sometimes I would pretend that my Malibu......
Continue Reading "Dear Mr. Bay, What Planet are You From?"May 16, 2007
Now we freaking completely understand how someone like George W. Bush gets into the Oval Office: American voters are stupid. Tonight on American Idol, calling voters kicked off the best singer in this popularity contest national singing competition. Melinda Doolittle, the most experienced singer among the remaining three, got kicked off the show by the nearly 60 million callers. We don't mean to sound bitter, but seriously...is it because she didn't have Jordin Sparks'......
Continue Reading "American Idol: WTF!!!!!!!????"May 6, 2007
For a good laugh, just in case you missed this one on SNL last month, here it is.......
Continue Reading "George W. Bush: The Polar Ice Caps Suck"May 2, 2007
In addition to the May Day protests that rocked Los Angeles, yesterday (May 1) was also notable as it was the four-year anniversary of George W. Bush landing on an aircraft carrier and announcing we'd won the Iraq War. Actually, what he said was, "My fellow Americans, major combat operations in the Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq the United States and our allies have prevailed." And how!......
Continue Reading "Mission Accomplished!"April 2, 2007
Lakers 126, Kings 103 - Kobe doesn't have to score big to win big. Dishing out 13 assits to go with 19 points, he led the Lakers to a commanding victory over Sacramento. Los Angeles had six players in double digits and shot a whopping 61.7% from the floor. Maurice Evans led the way with 21. Jordan Farmar set a new record by playing in the development league in the afternoon, then being recalled and......
Continue Reading "LAst Night's Action: Farmar Sets Record"April 1, 2007
I guess you can't call them a do-nothing Congress any more from Barefoot Bum House Judiciary Passes Article of Impeachment Against President Bush WASHINGTON – The first article of impeachment against President George W. Bush was passed by the House Judiciary Committee in an emergency special session late Saturday. The article appears to have been prompted by new evidence that the FBI had abused its power under the direction of the president, who had blocked......
Continue Reading "Finally!"March 29, 2007
He likes to tear the heads off small animals and he's a practicing philatelist (it sounds dirtier than it is), but there's plenty we don't know about Karl Rove. Or should I say MC Rove? Bush's phone tapping, attorney firing, pro-torturing Chief of Staff had a chance to rock it on the mic at the 2007 Radio-Television Correspondents Dinner,* and rock it he did! Bear with the clip. The rapping doesn't stat until 5:42, but......
Continue Reading "Rockin the Mic, it's MC Rove!"February 6, 2007
Two men who should be exalted as heroes are instead rotting in prison and getting violently assaulted by other inmates. In February of 2005, a Mexican national named Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila fled U.S. Border Patrol Agents who were checking to see what his van was doing at the U.S.-Mexico border near Fabens, Texas. During the chase, Aldrete-Davila fought with the Border Patrol and appeared to pull a gun. Agents shot and wounded him, then discovered that......
Continue Reading "America Betrays National Heroes"January 19, 2007
Thank God for the New York Times and its latest scintillating trend piece, which bravely goes out on a limb to inform readers that as crazy as it may sound, Koi and Republic aren’t the only two restaurants in Los Angeles. What? A New York publication writing arrogantly and stupidly about some aspect of Los Angeles culture? Stop the presses! In her New York Times regional trend essay Los Angeles: Where Stars Are in the......
Continue Reading "Breaking News! Los Angeles has Restaurants on Beverly and La Cienega "December 17, 2006
This was not a very happy week for the -ist network as one of our own, Phillyist co-editor Star C. Foster, passed away early in the week. Her wit, intelligence, and good nature shone through the site, making Phillyist an immensely fun read. She was loved by many and will be missed by all. Phillyist paid tribute to her this week with a heartfelt letter to her and an obituary. And now, the awkward......
Continue Reading "Around the Globe with the Ists"December 1, 2006
What better way to support World AIDS Day than with this brilliant musical enticement to wear a rubber? This commercial is from France, but its appeal is universal. Especially in light of George W. Bush's recent appointment of anti-birth control nutjob Dr. Eric Kerouack to head the federal government's family planning office, it's nice to see realistic strategies for disease prevention and sexual health being promoted.......
Continue Reading "Rubber Lover: Best Condom PSA Ever!"November 16, 2006
Mike Pyro is the lead singer of Republic of Loose, and here at LAist we're all big fans. A week after their Los Angeles show at the Troubadour, Mike sits down with LAist and tries to hold a straight face while i ask him some stupid questions. But seriously, LAist found your new favorite band for you, and now we got their Lead singer on deck: What did you think of Los Angeles, and......
Continue Reading "LAist Interview: Republic of Loose's Mike Pyro"October 27, 2006
- "I think that blogs should die a sudden death," Jared Leto said while wearing mascara. - Best Week Ever - "I'm not sure I can stomach continuing to read National Review." - The Corner - The mid-term election has hit an all-time low when Al Franken's face is photoshopped on the body of a man wearing adult diapers. - Think Progress - AZ GOP Congressman one of the Foleyish men with a Page Problem?......
Continue Reading "2am Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog Exta w/Extra Extra"September 29, 2006
If you’re a goat-raping, baby-eating, George W. Bush-hating heathen like me, Jesus Camp is the horror movie of the year, offering a snapshot of red-state America that's more terrifying than all the Japanese ghosts and blood-and-guts effects wizardry of Hollywood combined -- and it's all the scarier for being real. Watch as children are transformed into Soldiers of the Lord! Listen as they are taught unquestioning obedience! Scream in terror as George W. Bush......
Continue Reading "Film Review: Jesus Camp"September 11, 2006
Update: Among much 9/11 coverage on Gothamist, they also do The Inappropriate 9/11 Coverage Awards. Has anything changed in Hollywood? In Pop culture? LA Times' Patrick Goldstein reflects: ... it would take more than a horrific catastrophe to quench our thirst for the madcap antics of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Star Jones Reynolds, Jessica Simpson and all the other bobble heads bouncing around our celebrity universe.... I spend a lot of time around showbiz......
Continue Reading "A.M. News: The 9/11 LA Edition*"August 21, 2006
- Man killed when two trucks collide in a firey crash on the 5 - CBS2 - Pomona man shot in the chest as he was attacking a security guard with a chair - SB Sun - Days after LAist asks if Bush is an Idiot, the Washington Post asks the same question. - Washington Post - Americans more opposed to Iraq War than ever before: poll - CNN Think Progress has video and......
Continue Reading "Extra, Extra"August 17, 2006
"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act." --German police spokesman commenting on the mysterious prankster(s) responsible for the 2,000-3,000 piles of doody decorated with flags featuring George W. Bush. Whether you're spoofing our chief pootentate or taking a more festive approach to the scourge of dog defecation, I salute you, sidewalk artistes.......
Continue Reading "A Couple of Things to Doo Doo This Weekend"August 16, 2006
Let me start off by saying that I am, in fact, a Democrat. So, that gives me free license to not only criticize the Republicans and their policies but also my own party as well. Not that there is anything wrong with the Democratic Party. No, not them. They are just fine. They totally have their shit together. Sorry, the Democratic Party as a whole is really a subject for another rant. Not this......
Continue Reading "When Democrats Attack!"August 15, 2006
First off she looks damn good for 68. Say what you will about her politics, I know people half her age that don't look as good as our congresswoman from the 35th in South Central. Like Nelly, Maxine was born in St. Louis but eventually made her way to LA in time to graduate from Cal State LA even before it was called Cal State LA. Back then it was Los Angeles State College,......
Continue Reading "Today is Maxine Waters' Birthday"August 14, 2006
Although he hasn't had sex with Monica Lewinski, there are still some Americans who think the President is an A-1 idiot and should be booted. Apparently some taxpayers were rubbed the wrong way when the President said there were wmds in Iraq, but never found any; some get pissed off when oil prices triple while the President, a member of an oil family, doesn't really seem to care; and a few get their undies......
Continue Reading "Some Still Want to Impeach George Bush"