I'm thankful for so much this Thanksgiving that I don't even know where to begin, so let's start with the basics: I'm thankful of you, my family, my friends, loose women, cheap vices, Guitar Hero, and the Good Lord. I'm thankful for something that you probably don't have, the greatest bosses alive and the coolest gig. For example can you say fuck to tens of thousands of people today? Fuck. I'm thankful to live......

For the next hour, all different forms of sex were had. I started out on top, slowly gliding, eventually moving behind her, where I took hold of that glorious ass that a super model will never have, but a size all women should be comfortable with and proud of. There was even some scissor sexing, 69ing, a bit of The Monkey and we even Crushed some Spice. Then, it started to get weird. Now, I have nothing wrong with post-coital snuggling. Sometimes it can be grating, but sometimes it can be nice to cozy up with someone with whom you just shared a great fuck. ...

Oh Mel, oh Mel, oh Mel. What the fuck is your problem, you crotchety man? They sent your derelict ancestors to Australia for a reason, but apparently yours forgot to pack soap. At a late-night screening at Cal State Northridge Thursday, Alicia Estrada, assistant professor of Latin American Studies at CSUN, pressed Mr. Mel Gibson on what she felt was an inaccurate portrayal of Mayan culture in his latest bloody flick, Apocalypto. She reportedly wondered......

While this is hardly the first time a bare midriff and cheap dye-job have swayed an otherwise discerning focus, we at LAist would like to commend this cameraperson for their pro-obscenity stance and their “fair & balanced” coverage of today's Eagles/Saints game. Bravo. Down with FCC regulation. Down with sportsmanship. Down with spelling. Up with people. Go Birds. Photos by Jeremy Weinstein......

Ringing in the New Year with everyone's favorite four-letter word, Vanessa Minnillo of MTV's "TRL" let the curse word slip out tonight while introducing the last act of the music television's New Years eve live special. Since it happened in NY where 2007 has already shone it's hopeful face it was the first such utterance on national tv, for which we at LAist say "nice fucking job Vanessa!"......