A series of animated shorts titled "Geometry of Circles," featuring music composed by Philip Glass, kaleidoscopically tranced out legions of Sesame Street viewers in the early 80's. The clip above features four of these shorts strung together almost seamlessly, even though they were first broadcast separately, in some cases years apart. According to the Muppet Wiki, "Geometry of Circles" dates back to 1979.......

Wanna know why I'm a bachelor? Because people are crazy and young brides are the craziest. Some of this young lady's friends are sweet, but some of them are laughing at her and one just keeps filming and filming and filming. Why didn't anyone take the scissors away from this imbalanced lass? Why didn't any one of her friends go with her to the hair dresser? Why are people getting married so damn young?......