We want drugs. Admit it, folks. They work. There may be a million practical reasons why we DON’T do them. It doesn’t mean they don’t work. What if you could be really high, right now? Blissfully unaware of life and death, floating in space, feeling just like Jesus’ son. Would you do it? Hmmmmm… oh but no, of course not, that’s awful even to think about. The consequences are just too great. But just for......

A Drunken Spelling Bee. Wow. While we would like to thank the organizers of tonight's 4-Square Championships at the Met Theater downtown for including the brilliant concept of a "take a shot and then spell this word" battle in with their arguably more athletic festivities tonight, we've got some questions about the whole set-up: 1. Is there a study list for this, or are we on our own? 2. Is the word pronouncer going......